I feel the need to defend that childhood photo - I don't think I ever left the house wearing that outfit and I was just (hopefully) playing dress up. Apparently I liked playing the role of a 90 year old woman traveling around Las Vegas.
Also, I'm not sure who taught me how to tie that boa. It looks like my neck is walking an imaginary dog. And to think I used to wonder why I didn't go on my first date until I was a senior in high school...