Pages vs. What's-His-Face

*Cider Stand Pleated Red Dress c/o, Similar Heels*

 This dress has been featured in Glamour magazine, which in my head makes it a celebrity. I've only ever seen one other celebrity in person.

 I was at a bar in San Francisco when my friend started squealing about how John McGinley was there. (Don't worry, I didn't know who he was either). She was too shy to get his autograph, so I chugged my drink, strolled over to his table, and interrupted his hot date to ask him to sign a napkin (which may or may not have had my gum wadded in it). Annoyed, he quickly scribbled his name without ever looking up.

 If anyone approached my dress and asked for its autograph, I can guarantee it would be much friendlier.