Blazer Gazer

*Boots, Jeans, Similar Watch*

I saw this blazer while thrifting, but there was one problem: someone else had beat me to it. This someone was a 20-something blonde wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and a bump-it... possibly 2 bump-its. What did she want with this blazer? It doesn't say "JUICY" across the back, and it's not covered in bleach stains or lined with rhinestones.

I stalked Miss Hardy all through the store waiting for her to realize that the blazer had shoulder pads and that nobody on the cast of Jersey Shore would be caught dead in it. I was starting to sweat when she finally came to her senses, put the blazer down, and purchased a Hollister tee.