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Happy Halloween!

I planned on being lame this year and had no intention of dressing up. Then I got invited to a Halloween event at the last minute on Saturday, so I only had a few hours to pull something together.

Standing at 5'10", I've always been taller than most of my friends and am often called a giraffe. Between my red hair and height, I sure hope I never have to hide from the cops.

It wasn't just my height that stood out on Saturday night. I was the only giraffe among a sea of Strawberry Slutcakes and Bumble-Bee Bimbos. Everyone recognized all of the Justin Beibers and Amy Winehouses right away, but me? I got asked twice if I was a reindeer.