Party Panties



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You don’t realize how many colorful, silly underwear you own until you go to wear white pants. I had to sift through polka-dots, elephants, birds, stripes, hot pink and so on and so forth until I finally found a pair of nude undies. I even found I have days of the week underwear. Why do I have these!? Where am I going to be that I need to rely on my undergarments to tell me what day it is? Not to mention that Monday is never clean on Monday and then Tuesday turns into Friday… and Saturday comes afterwards (great, now I have Rebecca Black in my head). I actually felt a little embarrassed for myself while going through my underwear drawer, and don’t even get me started on socks.

I guess my underwear are like my own secret mullet – business on the outside, party underneath.