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I don't like paying a lot for scarves because I know with a little time and patience I could make one myself. Anything I can do myself I do not like paying for - which is why I have no problem going out to eat.

After months of hunting for a mustard scarf, I finally spotted this little guy on the floor near the bra basket* in a local thrift store. I'm pretty sure it was previously owned by a black Labrador because it was covered in hair. Nothing a little hot water and low standards couldn't handle!

*Bra basket - the basket of used bras (and the occasional high-waisted underwear) nestled between the shoes and coats. Much like a car accident, you don't want to look but you can't help but glance as you go by.